Me: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Siri: It depends on whether you are talking about African or European wood chucks.
Me: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
Me: Where can I hide a body?
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for?
Me: Why did apple make you?
Siri: For one reason only: To make your life easier, and more fun (I guess thats two reasons, huh?).
Me: Do you know steve jobs?
Siri: Apple doesn't tell me everything, you know.
Me: Whats the best brand of phone?
Siri: Wait...there are other phones?
Those are some of my favorites. If you want to read some more, just google it.