So, my sister was paint balling for the first time a couple days ago and sees a giant group of boys in gillys suits, or so she thinks. All but one of the walking bushes takes of their masks for a second, and her assumption was right, BUT THENNNN the last one takes off the gilly suit and a gorilla of a girl pulls the mask off. To set the image, a hunch backed girl, with a massive head and underbite, has her face covered in camo, and is taller than Ned but bigger (In muscle) in size than Santa. That person comes running at you with a gun, what would you do?(Answer in comments) So naturally they run as fast as they can, but sadly *sniffle**sniffle* they get shot in the back. So my sister and her friend just decided to hide in the forest nearby.
For once I actually have thoughts to share. First, as always, computer games. Well, there are about three titles I am interested in right now. Black ops 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Borderlands... 2. I am almost definitely going to get Left 4 dead, seeing as it isn't too much, but I don't know if I want Borderlands 2 that much either. So the question is, do I want black ops 2. It seems interesting, and probably has the best graphics, gameplay, so on, so on. But it is set in the future which annoys me to no end. This is because black ops is supposed to be CURRENT, not in the future along with that it is really expensive. Now most readers are thinking "Hmmm, this blog is bigger than Dave's usual garbage" that is because I am talking about something else as well, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Well anyways, I have been thinking about zombies a lot. Seeing as two of the games listed involve zombies, and I have been watching the walking dead, I have naturally been plotting. So I went and found my swiss army knife and thought of plans. Now Franklin and the gang have thought of a plan of which I am not at liberty to divulge, but when they realize that I am not needed for future generations, they will plot to kill me. While they are doing so I will be on my way to bass pro shop. Think about it. Lots of survival equipment. LOTS OF GUNS, many fish, also meaning a clean source of water, and a well secured building. All I have to do is cover up the front windows and keep quiet. I can even turn on the lights. All are welcome to join, and yes even Jackie. Unless she does the same as that one drill and screams about zombies climbing ladders and shooting us through the windows. So, I had no idea what to write about, naturally I decided to read other people's blogs. That is when I see one of the most disgusting sights of all time. In a comment under Conor's blog "Aliens aren't real. I think we have already cleared that up. And as to your last question, we would all die. (I love being an optimist)"- Ned. lkj;adsfo[kl;WA, ugghh sorry I threw up on the keyboard. Ned, the size of the universe is unfathomable, so in order for you to say aliens don't exist is like saying, "Turtles don't exist". I already gave you a verbal beating on comments, but jeez, you need to suffer. The speed that the universe is expanding is about an atom turning into the size of a baseball in a trillionth of a second. That is a baseball into the size of earth in the same amount of time. After 13.4 billion YEARS that is easily enough planets and solar systems to have 3984759127489023784987354928734987324907143987132904710934719374982137402173492173982734271497213472134721347213472938742193742173492137421734927314921734213740127341273409812743908123740912374023472134701324721401293479237491732491732498172409872134915491457634185768439715689317569834725689732456832745823465893265837245982346598243568734259872435689726358976243589763298475629384563827456629873456398457682937456734569823548976324587628347567283645872635487243658732458726435987643259876234598762438756235443253458324590354092345897236249685728750 quadrillions species of aliens AT LEAST |
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