So a couple days ago I was leaning in my chair and I felt the back part wiggling more than usual so I sat back down and checked it out. I pulled up on the head and found that I had snapped steal. This made me feel patriotic because I was fat enough to snap steel. Then, if that wasn't enough, I fixed it with duct tape. I wish it wasn't pink but my sister didn't really have a wide variety of colored duct tapes.
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May 2013
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