Here is how I do my homework. I first get a snack and then go to my room. I play Daniel Tosh Radio on Pandora while going on iFunny. This sucks because I am not doing something fun yet I am still not doing my homework. Then I end up with four math problems causing me to wake up early and all day I haven't been able to watch t.v. or play on the computer. I might as well just screw around on the computer or watch t.v. rather than waste my time playing with my pencil pretending to do homework. The weird part is I know what I am doing while I am doing it. Anyways, tips are accepted.
Well recently I have been cramming for my ccd interview. I need to memorize all the beatitudes commandments, and lots of prayers. In retrospect I should have studied before, BUUUTTTTTTT... I didn't. So I am now going to study, but before I go, I believe in one God,the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
You try to remember that.
Well in hindsight the mistake is obvious, but when you are tired and doing 10 hw assingments while recovering from being sick you don't have much time to word things delicately. So when she didn't know where #42 was I wanted to tell her that it was on the back and I didn't want her to think I was just adding it in, so I added always was before putting it down. Now that I think about it in my head, there really is no rude way to interpret that. If Mrs. Walters is reading this, I am extremely sorry and recognize the issue with that, but I had put down on back, and then after correcting it wanted you to now that it was not just added, and not corrected using a pencil. If she is not reading this, I hope others can learn from my stupidity,
Quick shout out to everyone who knows that's from tf2, but anyways. I was reading Franklins blog and thought I would right some of my essential tools/weapons/clothes etc....
Firstly, we have a swiss army knife, the more tools the better. Then we have a switch blade and maybe a pistol. Now for the less gory. I would bring a hand powered radio and flashlight as well as battery powered for emergencies. Knowing what plants are edible is vital so I would bring field guides that told me what plants were edible with pictures and commonly found locations. A COUPLE DECKS OF CARDS. I know it doesn't seem important but this will help keep your sanity and you need multiple decks of the same color in case you lose some cards. Now to carry all of this I would bring a hiking backpack, as well as cargo pants so you could have things quickly at your side. I know you will want to camp in one place but that is not smart. You need to keep moving and pack only necessities. So you would also put less immediately needed things like batteries or if you have many pistol clips you could put two extra in your pocket and the rest in the back pack. I would also have a couple sneakers and some thermal shirts. Please comment on additional items you would add.
Can you remember the last time you hugged your mom or dad? Well you actually didn't touch them, I mean sure if you think of it in a general sense you did, but on an atomic level you haven't ever touched them, you are technically always levitating. The reason is that the electrons on the atoms of your parent or the chair you sit on can't combine. I am patiently waiting for an OMG from Jackie. I must assume something for my next statement. There we go. The only way you technically touch something is if some radioactive molecule combines with one of yours. We are all slightly radioactive so we may have, very unlikely, have actually touched someone. Most likely, if you have touched something, it was a banana because that is the most radioactive fruit and food that we commonly come into "Contact" with or consume. So if you think of it that way, we could unlikely be part banana, if we are it is such an extremely small number that we can't even fathom it. IT would even be less likely because a cell it attached to would soon fall off but you did touch it, maybe. Please discuss your forever aloneness in the comments.
So I was going to get a headset for Christmas that was fifty bucks, but then I thought which would I prefer, the ability to hear games well,or ... games. The choice was obvious, so I am going to get the orange box (A collection of games), portal 2 (Chris if you could get me that 75% off coupon that would be great), and Left 4 dead 2. So I was wondering what other games I should get because it will be twenty for orange box, 5 for portal 2, and I will get L4D2 on sale, so if you guys could give me some ideas I would be grateful. For any of you who aren't Franklin, Nick, Conor, or Chris, I thank you and am informing you that I will start posting my thoughts which fly through my hellish mind all day. Maybe you can figure out why I am so hmmmmm.... "Quirkey".
So, my sister was paint balling for the first time a couple days ago and sees a giant group of boys in gillys suits, or so she thinks. All but one of the walking bushes takes of their masks for a second, and her assumption was right, BUT THENNNN the last one takes off the gilly suit and a gorilla of a girl pulls the mask off. To set the image, a hunch backed girl, with a massive head and underbite, has her face covered in camo, and is taller than Ned but bigger (In muscle) in size than Santa. That person comes running at you with a gun, what would you do?(Answer in comments) So naturally they run as fast as they can, but sadly *sniffle**sniffle* they get shot in the back. So my sister and her friend just decided to hide in the forest nearby.
For once I actually have thoughts to share. First, as always, computer games. Well, there are about three titles I am interested in right now. Black ops 2, Left 4 Dead 2, and Borderlands... 2. I am almost definitely going to get Left 4 dead, seeing as it isn't too much, but I don't know if I want Borderlands 2 that much either. So the question is, do I want black ops 2. It seems interesting, and probably has the best graphics, gameplay, so on, so on. But it is set in the future which annoys me to no end. This is because black ops is supposed to be CURRENT, not in the future along with that it is really expensive. Now most readers are thinking "Hmmm, this blog is bigger than Dave's usual garbage" that is because I am talking about something else as well, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Well anyways, I have been thinking about zombies a lot. Seeing as two of the games listed involve zombies, and I have been watching the walking dead, I have naturally been plotting. So I went and found my swiss army knife and thought of plans. Now Franklin and the gang have thought of a plan of which I am not at liberty to divulge, but when they realize that I am not needed for future generations, they will plot to kill me. While they are doing so I will be on my way to bass pro shop. Think about it. Lots of survival equipment. LOTS OF GUNS, many fish, also meaning a clean source of water, and a well secured building. All I have to do is cover up the front windows and keep quiet. I can even turn on the lights. All are welcome to join, and yes even Jackie. Unless she does the same as that one drill and screams about zombies climbing ladders and shooting us through the windows.
So, I had no idea what to write about, naturally I decided to read other people's blogs. That is when I see one of the most disgusting sights of all time. In a comment under Conor's blog "Aliens aren't real. I think we have already cleared that up. And as to your last question, we would all die. (I love being an optimist)"- Ned. lkj;adsfo[kl;WA, ugghh sorry I threw up on the keyboard. Ned, the size of the universe is unfathomable, so in order for you to say aliens don't exist is like saying, "Turtles don't exist". I already gave you a verbal beating on comments, but jeez, you need to suffer. The speed that the universe is expanding is about an atom turning into the size of a baseball in a trillionth of a second. That is a baseball into the size of earth in the same amount of time. After 13.4 billion YEARS that is easily enough planets and solar systems to have 3984759127489023784987354928734987324907143987132904710934719374982137402173492173982734271497213472134721347213472938742193742173492137421734927314921734213740127341273409812743908123740912374023472134701324721401293479237491732491732498172409872134915491457634185768439715689317569834725689732456832745823465893265837245982346598243568734259872435689726358976243589763298475629384563827456629873456398457682937456734569823548976324587628347567283645872635487243658732458726435987643259876234598762438756235443253458324590354092345897236249685728750 quadrillions species of aliens AT LEAST
Yes, for once our team won in soccer. they go one up in the first half, when David Butler score's a hattrick and supported another player who scored to win the game 4-1. On that note I believe I deserve a new computer from santa. Links will be at the bottom for computers. So I was thinking to myself, "Hello self, maybe you should get your own computer so your dad will stop being p.o.'d about you downloading things on his computer." So that's when I started searching and found these two computers. They are at the least likely spot ever too, Best Buy. So pretty much I wanted your opinions on the two computers and witch you think will serve me better(Witch is a Halloween pun). So I hope you like them.