Well you must excuse me if I start to get grammatical errors or keyboard smash, because it is currently six o'clock and I have come from replies. I think I might discuss why my writing style is so strange from your once easy mindlesss droning to this sophisticated.... uh.... writing. I just write like this because it is fun and you can make it sound funny by putting an exaggerated serious voice while reading it. My name essay is just written so weirdly like that and I thought it was okay, but I probably should have put in vocab words so that I could get the points I am probably going to lose for my disability, my woe, my writing. Yes I did use the disability thing in my paper and I am starting to realize that early morning tired doesn't make me write weird, just everything else. Secondly, I have to go into Spanish review today, and I have no pass or sheet I was supposed to get signed (Thursday night :0). So if some weird person is reading this, and you also failed the Spanish test, please let me share your pass.
Well I will start with a question to scare away those who have no idea what I am talking about. Okay Chris on your server a zombie pig came out of the portal (That's why I put the gravel in front of the portal) and I hurt it, so will all the pigs in the nether want to attack me now? Also it sounded like a zombie knocking down a wooden door... so, yeah. And now for those who don't know what the Nether is, it is the Hell in Minecraft that you need to have a portal to get in and out of. There is mostly lava and special monsters that will either attack you in groups or light you on fire, with probably a few exceptions, but I have no idea if there are. Ooohohooooooohoooooooooohoooooooooo take a walk ohhhhhhoohohooo, sorry listening to passion pit, but the nether is often quested in because there is a temple in which you can find many valuable things like nether brick and fence, as well as blaze rods used in potions, and to make potions. You can also use tools to shoot back fire that giant ghasts shoot at you, and that is really funny to watch. I am sorry to break off subject but this song is really catchy. Take a Walk by Passion Pit, also it is in the Taco bell ad where it shows all of those pictures of that Dorito Taco. But anyways the Nether sucks because it makes my computer lag, which means I walk into lava or a monster kills me >: Even though I am not going to D.C I still want to enjoy my weekend homework free. So I finished my Spanish on the bus and thought "Hmm now I only have to blog, let's do it as soon as I get home", so here we go. I am kind of wondering if I should have gone to D.C or not. I know it was expensive and I do want a new computer for Christmas so I guess this was smart. I would also be thankful if anyone could tell me the exact price of the trip. So to make up for the absence of real politicians you can hear my thoughts on the Gold Standard (Officially just on hold, but has been in such state for over forty years). I think that we should bring it back because this way we would have an international currency, so almost all of the world would balance out with surplus' and deficits. This could be very bad though because of course we were accused of not having the gold to back up what we were saying we had and we just happened to put a hold on it then, so I guess not. Well there is a brief blurb of my political side. As many of you know, I have recently acquired Team Fortress Two. I still don't know whether or not I want to be a sniper or a spy. They both kind of hate each other. By the way I would appreciate if those who have the game could tell me what class they use/ what class I should use. Keep my newbishness in mind. Well I was playing recently I was being a spy and I got the other teams briefcase, and a very uncool red scout chased me all the way back to inteligence. Yes he did shoot me dead, buuuuuuut I fell onto our table carrying the case and seconds later I hear Victory. That was pretty awesome as well as how I got a six kill streak in a sniper war. On a less gruesome note me and Chris had our first win all season, so yay for us. THe score was three to two and was at no point a nail-biter believe it or not. I scored but other than that had a horrible game. Chris did pretty good though, and for ONCE It sickens me to say this but my soccer team is the *sniffle* Raiders of our league. We have played three games, lost three games, and lost each game by three goals. Three is just unlucky for us. Cue school house rock. Well I have scored at least one goal per each game, so I do have that. For anyone who doesn't know football you can just play any Madden and see how bad they are. On my team there is Chris, Tommy, Andy and your humble host David. I need to change the subject. Non-Minecraftians you may now leave. So I found a gigantic chasm with emeralds, redstone, lava, iron, and gold and guess what, (what?) a creeper blows me up. That happened three times. So as I cry myself to sleep over my woes I just have to wonder, wow my problems are so little. Well believe it or not in the great David Empire nothing much has happened, so unless you are sure, absolutely the sure you can endure the depths of my brain go away...alright but I warned you. Well you are now going to learn how smart I am. So I go to weebly about 8:30 on Sunday, the usual, and start trying to log in to this account and I finally get it. That's when I realize it has no pages. I had logged into [email protected], so someone must have accidentally made another account.
Now another story whew so much pressure to come up with mindless stories nobody cares about but still reads, you are welcome for the shout-out twitter. So today I finally decided to clean my room. As soon as I start I slip on a t-shirt and bang my head against the radiator, I took it as a sign from God to just stop. Well that wasn't too bad now was it. Oh and I just realized it was Danny who made the extra site. Well I have had Minecraft Pocket Edition for a while and I have loved it. So with much peer pressure and just the pure desire I downloaded the free demo of Minecraft and I loved it. So I am now trying to convince my mom to let me buy it, I have the money but she says it's to much and I need her credit card to buy it. So I totally don't want to pay anyone else the money and gift it to me *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*. It's great because my family just got a new super fast computer I could use it on with no lag and a lot my friends ( And my sisters friends, don't ask) play it so it would be really fun. Again I totally don't want any one to have me pay them to gift it to me, aww darn it my computer screen is dripping sarcasm. It is one of my favorite games purely because I love to build stuff and discover new things. Well someone spotted the problem, in case you missed it I had my first page "David's Grandma, Rip'n Chick'n, and music" was up and running, wait no it epically failed. As soon as I x out of the page and go back to see it it links back to the homepage. After expanding my vocabulary and moping around I finally got back around to doing this so Mrs. DLP I did try and it too me a whole hour to type it so here I go again. Well my Grandma has been here for almost a month. This time six days I will be flying over the Atlantic Ocean. Whoa I am watching 60 minutes and this crazy bird just grew orange hair in half a second. But anyways I digress I am staying in Ireland for two weeks. If anybody wants to contact me I have started to use Google Plus so just search for Dave Butler . So anyways if you had been following me you would have seen the crazy bug sitting on my toilet seat. Check the picture to see what I am talking about. I don't know what is weirder the fact that it has a duracell battery for a butt or that it only has three legs but man it is scary. Lastly please click on the win or fail button to see if you are a winner or, well a FAILURE. Re-add your "Win Fail" Button; I couldn't copy and paste it :( -DLP |
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May 2013
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