Today was great so far, I woke up to many nice texts, thank you to some great people. :) I think today has been so nice because the people around me have been so nice, and for some reason I've especially un-irritable. So far people have given me toaster strudel,(it was tasty,) a shirt, a Rastafarian beanie (complete with attached and beaded dreadlocks,) and some taaaaasty chocolate, which brings me to my next topic.
Does anyone else here think that most American chocolate tastes like wax? I mean when hungry, I do not just go walk over to Walgreens and get a Hershey bar, because they tend to taste like bee home.
If you've ever tasted European or Spanish chocolate you've noticed that we are doing something wrong. Maybe Hershey is just getting lazy with their ingredients.
Watch, sooner or later they'll be adding fish and snake scales for "shine" like they do for lipstick. I hate when companies do that.
No matter what happens, do not eat McDonald's apple pie, because ground duck feathers are added for better gelatin texture. Yes,