Look at that corn maze. Doesn't it look like the funnest thing you could ever do? Can you even imagine trying to make your way out of that ginormous thing? Well... this is what it looked like when I went there on Saturday:
Minus all the dead corn, it still looks huge, right? Wrong. I timed myself going through the whole entire corn maze. It took exactly three minutes and 47 seconds. That first picture is a lie. It was extremely disappointing. BUT I still did have a lot of fun there. I went with the youth group at my church, and we ran into some... interesting.... people, we got to make s'mores there, buy some delicious kettle corn, and of coarse, there was the Barnyard Chickens. Yes, I said it. I put a picture of this glorious production below. It was just a little pretend barn with some chicken puppets that sang and danced every half hour, nothing special. But for some reason, this seemed to be the main attraction of the whole place. There were more people watching this show than lining up at the zip line. Every half hour, people would rush in from all directions, running to get a spot on a bench. Every bench was filled, and there were some people standing. They settled down to watch with their kettle corn and their hot chocolate, and it didn't matter what age they were. We saw anyone from age five to age 50 sprinting in to find a seat. I never quite figured out what was so captivating about this show. All they did was sing popular tunes, but simply replace all of the lyrics with clucking noises. A few people even waited for 20 minutes until the next show started! Apparently, these people considered this to be a Broadway production. I have no idea, but all I know is that these people love singing chickens.