I am such a hypocrite. A few days ago, I commented on Fiona's blog that I didn't see the point in seeing Finding Nemo 3D, since I've seen the movie a bajillion times. Well, guess what movie I saw today. You guessed it, Finding Nemo in 3D. I found that in 3D, this children's movie is more like a horror movie. Before you start calling me crazy, you must understand that I don't do well with 3D movies. I am a very anxious and jumpy person. If you stand in front of my face, tell me you're going to scare me, and then say "Boo" I will scream. Literally. I screamed during this movie several times. You know that part when the shark is right behind Marlin and Dori, and the scary music plays, and then it flashes to the sharks teeth? Well, I don't quite know what happened, but I found myself sitting in the seat with my hands covering my stylish-10 sizes too big 3D glasses, my knees pulled up to my face, and I couldn't breath. To answer any questions you are asking yourself right now: yes. And then, of coarse, there's the part where they see the light, but really it's one of those fish with the giant teeth trying to eat them. I jumped so high in my seat that when I landed back down, I was five feet closer to the edge of the chair then when the movie started. Yes, this is pathetic. Yes, I am a wimp. If you think that this is bad, you should've seen me watching The Knowing. It wasn't supposed to be that scary; the scariest part was that a man came up in a car and handed this little boy a rock. Within the first 20 minutes I was curled up in a ball with my face under a pillow, crying my eyes out because I was so scared. I think I'm just about the most pathetic person I know, when it comes to watching movies. And everything else. Bottom line, Finding Nemo 3D does not deserve a G rating. More like PG 13 for violence and foul language. I mean really, when Dori says " Just keep swimming".... I mean that's some R rated material right there...
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Linnea
9/23/2012 06:06:40 am
Emily, this sounds like a very interesting experience. Maybe when you watch Finding Nemo in 2D, you won't be as scared! :)
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Maura
9/23/2012 11:42:11 am
Well guess who's NOT seeing House at the End of the Street?
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Jackie
9/25/2012 09:36:10 am
hahaha oh Emily...i could totally just imagine you curled up in your seat peering over your knees. you do get scared easily.....when me and anna tried to wrap you with that jump rope i was right in front of you and you just screamed bloody murder! but i LOVE finding nemo! maybe 2D is the way to go for you...
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Emily
9/26/2012 07:24:10 am
Jackie you just publicly announced on the internet that you tried to strangle me with a jump rope. Not your smartest choice. it was pretty funny though, and you still didn't get my candy:)
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