You're, like, the only person in a movie theater and then this person comes and takes the seat right next to you
When you say bye to a person and then you walk the same way
When you say bye on the phone and wait for the other person to hang up but they're waiting for you too
When you're talking to someone and there's an awkward pause and you overhear someone saying something really weird really loudly
When you're sitting in Spanish and you realize your hand is bleeding
When you think someone is waving at you and you wave back but they were waving to someone behind you...
When you are trying to get someone's attention but they don't see you and you realize everyone but that person is looking at you
When the dentist asks you something while taking x-rays of your mouth
When you're at the checkout counter at the cafeteria and realize you're not buying anything
When you take a huge bite of food and then the waiter walks up and asks you a question
When you go a whole day and then look in the mirror and realize you have marker on your face
When you're walking your dog and then start talking to it, and realize there's someone walking right behind you
When you try to open you locker and it won't work, and you realize it's the wrong locker
When you are having a conversation and you say "Hey, (such and such)" and you're really proud of your idea and then you realize the person you're talking to just said that
When they waiter says "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too"
When you don't know how to spell something so instead of looking it up you re-word the sentence so you don't have to use the word
When you're talking to someone and then you realize you're talking really loud
When you tell a joke you think is really funny and no one gets it
When someone says something to you and you say "what" and they say it again and you say "what" and they say it again and you say "what" and then you give up
When you have your headphones on and start singing really loudly, and then you realize someone's trying to get your attention
When you're walking and talking to someone, and you trip over something
When you start having the weirdest conversation with someone and then realize someone is totally eavesdropping
When you're eavesdropping on someone having a weird conversation and they realize you're eavesdropping
When you're reading a book and then you realize class started five minutes ago
When you're spacing out and then you realize you're staring at someone at the same time as they realize you're staring at them
When someone asks you a question and you're totally spacing out and don't notice them
When someone says something kind of funny and you laugh way too hard
When the waiter says "be careful, the plate is hot" and then you touch it and burn yourself
When you're doing math homework and then you go to school and realize you did the odds instead of the evens
When you open the fridge to look for a fork
When you are blogging about awkward moments you've encountered and you realize two things: you just used the word "encountered" and your blog is way too long